The Onion

As always, The Onion had the best campaign coverage of any media. It's must reading during the painful four years ahead. Top headlines this week:
"God Puts His Tool Back Into Office"
"America Comes Out Agin The Gay Marryin"
"Bush Does Victory Lap Around World Trade Center Site"

And in case you missed this story from a few weeks ago:
"Cheney Vows to Attack U.S. if Kerry Elected"