Bin Laden to U.S. -- Crappy Valentine's Day!

Nothing too heavy on this Valentine's Day. Just a funny item from The Onion -- "Latest Bin Laden Videotape Wishes Americans a Crappy Valentine's Day." It quotes BL as saying:

"This Feb. 14th on the Western infidels' calendar, may all Americans receive no valentines from their beloved ones. May the homemade construction-paper mailboxes taped to the desks of the American schoolchildren remain empty, as well. May whomever you ask to 'bee yours' tell you to 'buzz off.'"

But fear not. The article notes: "The Department of Homeland Security did not raise the terror advisory, recommending that Americans proceed with their Valentine's Day plans."