You're Either With Us...or Terrorists

A news item submitted by one of Democrack's foreign correspondents:

Hungary Prime Minister Ference Gyrurcsany was excited that the national football team performed so well in a 0-0 game against Saudi Arabia -- particular since their opponents included "very many terrorists."

He was quoted as saying: "I think that there were very many terrorists also among the Saudi soccer players, and our sons fought with death-defying bravery against these terrorists, so a draw away from home is a fantastic result."

He later apologized.